“You have to remember”, said the sage, “that these fuckers are all completely mad”.
The Irish Independent was leading with the news that the Taoiseach, Mr. Harris, had received an emergency briefing on the incoming weather. What exactly Mr. Harris is expected to do about the weather, nobody knows.
Also: Allison Pearson, Election Gossip, the morality of loyalty, and why I’m sick of telling people how to vote.
Thousands remain without power
Natural phenomenon stuns stargazers
The single transferable explanation for every weather event.
Feminists might think they’ve cracked the establishment in Ireland, but you can read all the Germaine Greer you want, ladies – you’re still never getting between a Fianna Fáiler and a cosy backroom deal to hand out the big jobs.
John Waters is facing an eye-watering legal bill after his case with Kitty Holland
Flash Floods
Correlation
The anomaly gets coverage, the normal gets tumbleweed.
Sunny Bank Holiday