I spent my 45th birthday in London at the weekend, watching a coconut, banana and pineapple doing the limbo. While some people were getting angry at President Trump for removing and arresting glorified drug overlord Nicolas Maduro, President of Venezuela, I was watching the fruit dancing on stage. It was time well spent.
Never mind that President Maduro is directly responsible for the death by drug overdose of hundreds of thousands of Americans. As Ann Coulter says “the entire government of Venezuela is a drug cartel. Their No. 1 export is cocaine. Their No. 2 export is cocaine boats. The national coat of arms is a coke spoon and two straws.” For now, the removal of Maduro is ‘America First.’
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